Today is Penguin Awareness Day. This is a penguin. Now you are aware.
Bitches need to get off my dick.

imsohappyrightnow:

writernerdlover:

imsohappyrightnow:

writernerdlover:

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See, Christine. She gets it.

Oh, and Hammond, Hammond should be under straight. Whoops.  Look at that. I sure do have an awful lot of gays, bis, and lesbians.

I get it. I get you. I have to get all this in order to write a MOTHAFUCKING EPISODE OF OBSCURE

I didn’t know Caesar was LGTBQ though. 

LOL HOW DID YOU NOT GET THAT? He wore studded fucking suits and literally was meant to be a parody of Perez Hilton.

me + gaydar = no bueno

even through text

But Mackenzie even called him ”The 99 cent store version of Perez Hilton.”

Gurl, you do have shitty gaydar. Soooo….get on Skype or some shit.

shitty gaydar =/= skype?

They don’t necessarily equate, but yes, if gets you on Skype. Yes.

seldrew:

Easy A - Olive Penderghast quotes

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Bitches need to get off my dick.

imsohappyrightnow:

writernerdlover:

imsohappyrightnow:

writernerdlover:

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See, Christine. She gets it.

Oh, and Hammond, Hammond should be under straight. Whoops.  Look at that. I sure do have an awful lot of gays, bis, and lesbians.

I get it. I get you. I have to get all this in order to write a MOTHAFUCKING EPISODE OF OBSCURE

I didn’t know Caesar was LGTBQ though. 

LOL HOW DID YOU NOT GET THAT? He wore studded fucking suits and literally was meant to be a parody of Perez Hilton.

me + gaydar = no bueno

even through text

But Mackenzie even called him ”The 99 cent store version of Perez Hilton.”

Gurl, you do have shitty gaydar. Soooo….get on Skype or some shit.

imsohappyrightnow replied to your post: OMG. BUTTOVERDOSE.

hey what bout imbutthappyrightnow :P

OMG. BUTTOVERDOSE.

your url is now your butt

imsohappyrightnow:

absinthfairy:

kawaiicoyote:

amyjean76:

equimancy:

fuckthisimaunicorn:

dead-owl:

datass-assin:

sassysharpshooter:

koralal:

immortalsmoke:

immortalbutt

yes

Korabutt

sassybuttshooter

datass-assbutt

dead-butt

fuckthisimabutt

heh

equibutt

alternatively, buttmancy

amybutt76. perfection

Kawaiibutt. oh i can definitely live with that 

buttfairy or absinthbutt

I don’t know what to choose, tbh

buttsohappyrightnow

imbutthappyrightnow

imsobuttrightnow

imsohappybuttnow

imsohappyrightbutt

I like that second one.

writernerdbutt

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Bitches need to get off my dick.

imsohappyrightnow:

writernerdlover:

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See, Christine. She gets it.

Oh, and Hammond, Hammond should be under straight. Whoops.  Look at that. I sure do have an awful lot of gays, bis, and lesbians.

I get it. I get you. I have to get all this in order to write a MOTHAFUCKING EPISODE OF OBSCURE

I didn’t know Caesar was LGTBQ though. 

LOL HOW DID YOU NOT GET THAT? He wore studded fucking suits and literally was meant to be a parody of Perez Hilton.

  • me: *puts earphones in*
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  • me: oh right
  • me: *plays music*
Bitches need to get off my dick.

imsohappyrightnow:

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See, Christine. She gets it.

Oh, and Hammond, Hammond should be under straight. Whoops.  Look at that. I sure do have an awful lot of gays, bis, and lesbians.

Bitches need to get off my dick.

josiahfiles:

i want there to be an old western godzilla movie

just so when godzilla and another big ol monster are squaring off, someone can say 

“this town aint big enough for the both of us”

and pan out and its a totally accurate statement they literally dont fit in the town

thats it 

thats all i want

just that one line

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